now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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