I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Randomize
