Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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