he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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