It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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