who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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