So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I would fuck him just for his dog
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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