Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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