Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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