Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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