Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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