I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
