Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
i need some magic done to my vagina
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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