I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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