Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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