so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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