And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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