i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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