You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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