She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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