if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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