Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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