You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I did not marry a roomba.
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