We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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