What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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