Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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