Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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