Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
