He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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