I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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