My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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