when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
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Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Just high enough for therapy.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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