I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I fill condoms, not promises.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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