google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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