People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
