I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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