how can u be prego again
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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