Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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