"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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