Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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