Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
