i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
