Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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