just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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