A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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