I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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