I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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