You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
