she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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