Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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