Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
