you guys were way drunker than both of me
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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