i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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