he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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