"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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