He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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