Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
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go home
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
